Ann Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 A nice, calm respectable lady went in to the pharmacy, right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, " I would like to buy some Cyanide."The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"The lady replied, " I need it to poison my husband." The pharmacists' eyes got big and he exclaimed. "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill you husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now. That's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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