Hair Removal System

[Ann]

A distinguished young woman, on a flight from Zurich to Dublin, says to the priest beside her, Father O'Donnell, "Father, may I ask a favor?" "Of course," the old Irish priest says, "What may I do for ye?" "Well, I bought an expensive electronic hair remover that is well over the customs dollar limits and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me? ...under your robes, perhaps?"

Compassionately, Fr. O'Donnell replies, "I would love to help ye, dear, but I must warn ye: I will not lie." "With your honest face, Father, no one will question you," the woman says.

When they get to Customs at Dublin, the anxious woman lets Fr. O'Donnell go ahead of her. The Customs agent asks, "Father, do you have anything to declare?" "From the top of me head down to me waist, I have nothing to declare," the priest replies, cagily.The agent thinks this answer rather strange, so he asks, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?" "I have a marvelous little instrument designed to be used on a woman, which, to date, is unused." Roaring with laughter, the agent says, "Go ahead, Father ..next?"

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[Larry]

This is funny...