Ann Posted April 3, 2007 Share Posted April 3, 2007 SENIOR DRESS CODE "Old Folks" (those over 50, WAY over 50, or somewhere around there) are quite confused about how they should present themselves. They're unsure about the kind of image they are projecting and whether or not they are correct as they try to stay up with the current fashions. Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and must be avoided at all costs: A nose ring and bifocals Spiked hair and bald spots A pierced tongue and dentures Miniskirts and support hose Ankle bracelets and corn pads Speedo's and cellulite A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge Bikinis and liver spots Short shorts and varicose veins Inline skates and a walker And almost last, but not least...my personal favorite Thongs and Depends And ...... At some point ..... You must know you just have to give up them Daisy Dukes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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