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Senior Dress Code


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"Old Folks" (those over 50, WAY over 50, or somewhere around there) are quite confused about how they should present themselves.

They're unsure about the kind of image they are projecting and whether or not they are correct as they try to stay up with the current fashions.

Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and must be avoided at all costs:

A nose ring and bifocals

Spiked hair and bald spots

A pierced tongue and dentures

Miniskirts and support hose

Ankle bracelets and corn pads

Speedo's and cellulite

A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar

Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor

Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge

Bikinis and liver spots

Short shorts and varicose veins

Inline skates and a walker

And almost last, but not least...my personal favorite

Thongs and Depends

And ......

At some point ..... You must know you just have to give up them Daisy Dukes! point_14423.gif


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