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Four lawyers in a law firm lived and died for their Saturday morning round of golf. It was their favorite moment of the week. Then one of the lawyers was transferred to an office in another city. It wasn't quite the same without him.

A new woman lawyer joined their law firm. One day she overheard the remaining three talking about their round of golf at the coffee table.

She said, "You know, I used to play golf at university and I was pretty good. Would you mind if I joined you next week?"

The three lawyers looked at each other. They were hesitant. Not one of them wanted to say 'yes', but she had them on the spot. Finally, one man said it would be okay, but they would be starting pretty early, at 6:30 am.

He figured the early Tee-Time would discourage her immediately. The woman said this might be a problem, and asked if she could possibly be up to 15 minutes late. They rolled their eyes, but said this would be okay.

She smiled, and said, "Good, then I'll be there either at 6:30 or 6:45." She showed up right at 6:30, and wound up beating all three of them with an eye-opening 2-under par round.

She was a fun and pleasant for the entire round. The guys were impressed! Back in the clubhouse they congratulated her and happily invited her back the next week.

She smiled, and said, "Sure, I'll be here at 6:30 or maybe 6:45" The next week she again showed up at 6:30 Only this time, she played left-handed. The three lawyers were incredulous as she still managed to beat them with an even par round, despite playing left handed!

By now the guys were totally amazed, she had beaten them fist right-handed then left-handed.

They couldn't figure her out. She was again very pleasant, but each man had a burning desire to beat her!

The following Saturday all three men arrived at the course early and spent time on the driving range and on the putting green, preparing for the challenge.

But this week she was 15 minutes late, this made the guys irritable because each was determined to play the best round of golf of his life, to beat her.

As they waited for her, they figured her late arrival was some petty gamesmanship on her part. Finally, she showed up at 6:45 looking happy and relaxed. She apologised for being late and walked onto the tee.

This week the lady lawyer played right-handed, again she played extremely well and only just managed to beat all three of the guys for the third time with a one under par round.

However, she was so gracious and so complimentary of their strong play; it was hard to hold a grudge against her. This woman was a riddle no one could figure out!

Back in the clubhouse she had all three guys shaking their heads at her ability. They had a couple of beers after their round which helped the conversation loosen up. Finally, one of the men could contain his curiosity no longer. He asked her point blank,

"How do you decide if you're going to play right-handed or left-handed?"

The lady blushed, and grinned. She said, "That's easy. When my Dad taught me to play golf, I learned I was ambidextrous. I have always had fun switching from right to left-hand

Then I met my husband at Uni and got married, he always sleeps in the nude, so I developed a silly habit. Before I leave for golf in the morning, I pull the covers off him. If his manhood is pointing to the right, I play right-handed; if it is pointing to the left, I play left-handed.

All the guys on the team thought this was hysterical." Astonished at This bizarre information, one of the guys asked, "But what if it is pointing straight up in the air?"

After all the laughter died down she nonchalantly said,

"well then, I'm fifteen minutes late."


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