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A Minnesota Department of Highways employee stopped at a farm and talked

with an old farmer. He told the farmer, "I need to inspect your farm

for a possible new road."

The old farmer said, "OK, but don't go in that field."

The Highways employee said, "I have the authority of the State of

Minnesota to go where I want. See this card? I am allowed to go

wherever I wish on farm land."

So the old farmer went about his farm chores. Later, he heard loud

screams and saw the Department of Highways employee running for the fence and close behind was the farmer's prize bull. The bull was madder than a nest full of hornets and the bull was gaining on the employee atevery step.

The old farmer called out, "Show him your card, smarta$$"

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