Anal Glaucoma

[shineladysue]

ANOTHER NEW "EMPLOYEE ILLNESS" TO WATCH OUT FOR!

A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.

"What's the matter?" he asks.

"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.

"What the hell is anal glaucoma?"

"I can't see my *ss coming into work today."

[RandyW]

OH i needed that LAUGH!!!!!!!!!!