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RandyW

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An 80-year-old man went for a physical. All of his tests come back

>> >with normal results. The doctor says, "George, everything looks

great.

>>How

>> >are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with

God?"

>> >

>> > George replied, "God and I are tight. He knows I have poor

>>eyesight,

>> >so he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go

to

>>the

>> >bathroom, poof! The light goes on. When I'm done, poof! The light

goes

>> >off."

>> >

>> > "Wow, that's incredible," the doctor said.

>> > A little later in the day, the doctor calls George's wife.

>>"Ethel,"

>> >he said, "George is doing fine! But I had to call you because I'm

in

>> >awe

>>of

>>

>> >his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the

night

>>and

>> >poof! the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done, poof!

The

>> >light goes off?"

>> > "Oh my Lord!" Ethel exclaimed. "He's peeing in the

refrigerator

>> >again!"

>>

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