RandyW Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 An 80-year-old man went for a physical. All of his tests come back >> >with normal results. The doctor says, "George, everything looks great. >>How >> >are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?" >> > >> > George replied, "God and I are tight. He knows I have poor >>eyesight, >> >so he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to >>the >> >bathroom, poof! The light goes on. When I'm done, poof! The light goes >> >off." >> > >> > "Wow, that's incredible," the doctor said. >> > A little later in the day, the doctor calls George's wife. >>"Ethel," >> >he said, "George is doing fine! But I had to call you because I'm in >> >awe >>of >> >> >his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night >>and >> >poof! the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done, poof! The >> >light goes off?" >> > "Oh my Lord!" Ethel exclaimed. "He's peeing in the refrigerator >> >again!" >> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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