My Doctor .....

[Larry]

My Doctor º¿º

Let me tell you about my doctor. He is very good. If you tell him you want

a second opinion, he will go out and come in again.

He treated one woman for yellow jaundice for three years before he

realized she was Chinese.

Another time he gave a patient six months to live. At the end of the six

months, the patient hadn't paid his bill, so the doctor gave him another

six months.

While he was talking to me, his nurse came in and said, "Doctor, there is

a man here who thinks he is invisible." The doctor said, "Tell him I can't

see him."

One patient came in and said, "Doctor, I have a serious memory problem."

The doctor asked, "When did it start? "The man replied, "When did what start?"

I remember one time I told my doctor I had a ringing in my ears. His

advice: " Don't answer it."

When I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places, he told me to stop

going to those places.

You know, doctors can be so frustrating. You wait a month and a half for

an appointment and he says, "I wish you had come to me sooner."

[J.C.]

Very good Larry,

Now to send it around

Jackie