Larry Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 The Walmart Greeter A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walk ed into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The Wal-Mart Greeter says "Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?" The ugly woman stopp ed yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't. The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?" "I'm neither blind nor stupid", repli ed the greeter. "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lilyjohn Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 I love this one. I have seen a lot of people who deserve that remark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.C. Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 Larry, I'm smiling. Jackie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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