Ann Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 The Sweetest Little Lisp A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp: "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabiths?" And the shopkeeper gets down one his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks: "Do you want a wittle white wabby or a soft and fuwwy bwack wabby?" She in turn puts her hands on her knees, bends forward and says, "I don't fink my pyfon gives a damn!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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