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The Sweetest Little Lisp

A little girl walks into a pet shop

and asks in the sweetest little lisp:

"Excuthe me, mithter,

do you keep wittle wabiths?"

And the shopkeeper gets down one

his knees, so that he's on her level,

and asks: "Do you want a wittle white

wabby or a soft and fuwwy bwack wabby?"

She in turn puts her hands on her knees,

bends forward and says,

"I don't fink my pyfon gives a damn!"

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