Snowflake Posted November 11, 2003 Share Posted November 11, 2003 TOP 10 WAYS THAT HANDGUNS ARE BETTER THAN A WOMAN #10 You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s. #9 You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road. #8 If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times. #7 Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup. #6 Your handgun will stay with you even if you're out of ammo. #5 A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space. #4 Handguns function normally every day of the month. #3 A handgun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look fat?" #2 A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it. AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY THAT A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN #1 You can buy a silencer for a handgun...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ry Posted November 11, 2003 Share Posted November 11, 2003 Becky, Gloria Steinem line 1. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted November 11, 2003 Author Share Posted November 11, 2003 Ya know, Ry... Cosmo used to be one of my FAVORITE "yeah rah, women" magazines - I have a subscription to it....but lately, what I've noticed from these "liberated" women that push (supposedly) career over marriage and family, HER pleasure over his, etc. is a heckuva whole lot of articles like "How to blow his mind in bed"..."What men are REALLY thinking"..."What his silences really mean"... Huh? My personal favorites are the articles on how to deal with sexual harassment in the work place sandwiched between "office fashions" cut down to the navel with a length a tad longer than a wide belt! Heck, if everyone I worked with could see that much of me, I'm sure I'D be harassed, too! Sure, clothing shouldn't matter, but the hooker attire in a business setting?? Seems the liberation train has taken a HUGE detour....seems liberation is all about HIS sexual pleasure - thought THAT was pretty much what women were being liberated FROM... ANYHOW....most of my jokes a pretty one-sided male bashing...thought an odd one in the mix would redeem me for a while...(I haven't seen any blonde jokes lately...hmmmm...) Gloria can hold, I'm involved with some on-the-job whoopie....I'm SURE she'd understand... Riiiiiiiight.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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