Ann Posted March 30, 2008 Share Posted March 30, 2008 1.) A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button. 2.) If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. You will then be afraid to cough. 3.) Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away. 4.) Gentlemen can avoid arguments with the Mrs. about leaving the toilet seat up by simply using the sink. 5.) For high blood pressure sufferers: Simply cut yourself and bleed for three minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer. 6.) Have a bad headache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget about the headache. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CLB Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 I think the Tarceva takes care of the cough for me in much the same way as the laxatives...hahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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