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John went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded, rural

area of West Virginia.

After spending a great evening chatting the night away, John's grandfather

prepared breakfast of bacon, eggs and toast.

However, John noticed a film like substance on his plate, and questioned his

grandfather asking, 'Are these plates clean?'

His grandfather replied, 'They're as clean as cold water can get em. Just you

go ahead and finish your meal, Sonny!'

For lunch the old man made hamburgers. Again, John was concerned about

the plates as his appeared to have tiny specks around the edge that looked

like dried egg and asked, 'Are you sure these plates are clean?'

Without looking up the old man said, 'I told you before, Sonny, those dishes are as

clean as cold water can get them. Now don't you fret, I don't want to hear another word

about it!'

Later that afternoon, John was on his way to a nearby town and as he was leaving,

his grandfather's dog started to growl, and wouldn't let him pass. John yelled and said,

'Grandfather, your dog won't let me get to my car'.

Without diverting his attention from the football game he was watching on TV, the old

man shouted.

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