Ann Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 The Nursing Home At the Nursing Home a man took his elderly father to a nursing home to check it out. He sat his father down on a sofa in the main aisle way and went to talk with the administrators. The old man started to tilt slowly toward the left. A Doctor came by and said, "Let me help you." The Doctor piled several pillows on the left side of the old man so he would stay upright. The older man started to tilt slowly to the right. An orderly noticed and put several more pillows on his right side to keep him upright. The old man started to lean forward when a nurse came by and piled several pillows in front of him. About this time, the son returned. "Well, Dad, isn't this a nice place." The old man replied, "I guess it's ok, but they won't let me fart." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaminkw Posted May 20, 2009 Share Posted May 20, 2009 I did Ann, I laughed out loud here in the house all by myself. I always hope someone doesn't come to the door and think I'm a crazy old lady. Judy in Key West Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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