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Jacob and Rebecca are Engaged !!!


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Jacob, Age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida , are all

Excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a Drugstore.

Jacob suggests they go in.

*Jacob addresses the man behind The counter: "Are you the owner?" The pharmacist answers, "Yes."

*Jacob: "We're about to Get married. Do you sell heart medication?"

Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"

Pharmacist: "All kinds

*Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"

Pharmacist: "Definitely."

*Jacob: "How about suppositories?"

Pharmacist: "You bet!"

*Jacob: "Medicine for memory Problems, arthritis, and Alzheimer's?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."

*Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"

Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

*Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"

Pharmacist: "We sure do..."

*Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and Canes?"

Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

*Jacob: "adult diapers?"

Pharmacist: "Sure."

*Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."

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