Please Tell Me This Won't Happen To Us !!!

[Ann]

TELL ME THIS WON'T HAPPEN TO US !!

Three sisters, ages 92, 94 and 96, live in a house

together. One night the 96-year-old, Flamingo, draws a bath. She puts

her foot in and pauses. She yells to the other sisters,

'Was I getting in or out of the bath?'

The 94-year-old, Jodi, yells back, 'I don't know. I'll come

up and see.' She starts up the stairs and pauses

'Was I going up the stairs or down?

The 92-year-old, Katclaws, is

sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her

sisters, she shakes her head and says, 'I sure hope I

never get that forgetful, knock on wood..' She then

yells, 'I'll come up and help both of you as soon as

I see who's at the door.'

'I CAN HEAR JUST FINE!'

Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were playing golf

one fine March day. Kframe remarked to the other, 'Windy,

isn't it?'

'No,' Ed replied,'it's Thursday.'

And Ron chimed in,

'So am I. Let's have a beer.'

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The little old lady, Donna, was running up and down the halls in a

nursing home. As she walked, she would flip up the hem of

her nightgown and say 'Supersex.' She walked up to

an elderly man in a wheelchair. Flipping her gown at him,

she said, 'Supersex.' He sat silently for a moment

or two and finally answered, 'I'll take the

soup.'

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Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over

the years, they had shared all kinds of activities and

adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited to

meeting a few times a week to play cards.

One day, they were playing cards when Sea Shell, looked at the

other and said, 'Now don't get mad at me. I know

we've been friends for a long time, but I just can't

think of your name! I've thought And thought, but I

can't remember it. Please tell me what your name is..

Her friend (Jen) glared at her for at least three minutes she

just stared and glared at her. Finally she (jen) said, 'How

soon do you need to know?'

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Senior driving...

As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car

phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice

urgently warning him, 'Herman, I just heard on the news

that there's a car going the wrong way on Interstate 77.

Please be careful!' 'Heck,' said Herman,

'It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!'

[Calintay]

Too cute. I love the first one...

[dahknee]

Think I'll have the soup too. Wait was this about my favorite comfort food? Where am I? No more diprovan for me thank you.