teresag Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 This allegedly comes from a Washington Post column which each summer lists interesting t-shirts observed at the Ocean City, Maryland beach. I childproofed my house, but they still get in. On the front- 60 is not old. On the back- If you're a tree. I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes. At my age, "getting lucky" means finding my car in the parking lot. My reality check just bounced. Life is short, make fun of it. I'm not 50. I'm $49.95 plus tax. I need somebody bad. Are you bad? Physically pffffffft! Buckle up. It makes it harder for the aliens to take you from your car. I'm not a snob. I'm just better than you are. It's my cat's world. I'm just here to open cans. Earth is the insane asylum of the universe. Keep staring....I may do a trick. We got rid of the kids. The cat was allergic. My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash, and it's gone. Every time I hear the word "exercise", I wash my mouth out with chocolate. Cats regard people as warm-blooded furniture. Live your life so that when you die, the preacher will not have to tell lies at your funeral. In God we trust. All others we polygraph. I like the idea of washing my mouth out with chocolate! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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