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Two Minnesotans, Ole & Sven were adrift on a life boat.

While rummaging through the boat's provisions, Ole stumbled across an old lamp.

He rubbed the lamp vigorously and a genie came forth.

The genie, however stated that he can only grant one wish instead of the standard three.

Ole then immediately blurted out...."Turn the entire ocean into Miller Beer!"

The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash and immediately turned the sea into Miller Beer and the genie vanished.

Only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull broke the stillness as the two men considered their circumstances.

Sven looked disgustingly at Ole, who's wish was granted, and after along tension-filled moment, Sven said.......

"Nice going, Ole.....now were going to have to pee in the boat."

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