teresag Posted February 1, 2004 Share Posted February 1, 2004 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In." 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. 6. In the Memo field of all your checks, write "Payment In Full for One Soul." 7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with prophecy." 8. Dont use any punctuation 9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk. 10. Ask people what gender they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer. 11. Specify repeatedly that your drive-thru order is "to go." 12. Sing along at the opera. 13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme. 14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day. 15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood. 16. Have your co-workers address you by your pro wrestling name, Granite Grizzly. 17. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I won, I won!" 18. When leaving the Zoo, run towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives, they're loose!!" 19. Tell your children over dinner, "I'm sorry kids, but due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Laura Posted February 2, 2004 Share Posted February 2, 2004 Thank you these are great i have coppied to share with fellow co-works who will appreciate the humor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DavidA Posted February 3, 2004 Share Posted February 3, 2004 Thanks I needed that! David A Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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