lilyjohn Posted March 31, 2004 Share Posted March 31, 2004 She married and had 13 children. Her husband died. She married again and had 7 more children and her husband died. She remarried and had another 5 children. Alas she finally died. Standing before her coffin the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said "Lord they're finally together." One mourner leaned over quietly and asked her friend " Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?" The friend replied "I think he means her legs." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gerbil runner Posted March 31, 2004 Share Posted March 31, 2004 Can you imagine being pregnant for 19.5 years?!?!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teresag Posted April 2, 2004 Share Posted April 2, 2004 No, I can't, but I'll bet my mother can! We were looking at old family slides once and I remarked on how slim Mom stayed, despite having had so many children. She said, "Are you kidding? I was exhausted from chasing children for so many years!" I didn't think motherhood was an aerobic conditioning exercise, but now I know it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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