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David A

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A guy goes on vacation to the Holy Land with his wife and

> > mother-in-law.

> >

> > The mother-in-law dies while they are there.

> >

> > They go to an undertaker who explains that they can ship the body


> > but that'll cost over $5000, whereas they can bury her in the Holy

> > Land for only $150.

> >

> > The guy says, "We'll ship her home."

> >

> > The undertaker asks, "Are you sure? That's an awfully big expense


> > we can do a very nice burial here."

> >

> > The guy says, "Look, 2000 years ago they buried a guy here and


> > days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."

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