David A Posted June 22, 2004 Share Posted June 22, 2004 A guy goes on vacation to the Holy Land with his wife and > > mother-in-law. > > > > The mother-in-law dies while they are there. > > > > They go to an undertaker who explains that they can ship the body home, > > but that'll cost over $5000, whereas they can bury her in the Holy > > Land for only $150. > > > > The guy says, "We'll ship her home." > > > > The undertaker asks, "Are you sure? That's an awfully big expense and > > we can do a very nice burial here." > > > > The guy says, "Look, 2000 years ago they buried a guy here and three > > days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ry Posted June 22, 2004 Share Posted June 22, 2004 Ok I'll give you that one. That's funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David A Posted June 22, 2004 Author Share Posted June 22, 2004 what do you mean all I post are funny jokes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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