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over 40(might be for everyone) dress caode

David A

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Many of us "Old Folks" (those over 40) are quite

confused about

how we should present ourselves.

We're unsure about the kind of image we are projecting

and whether

or not we are correct as we try to conform to current


Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the


combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:

1. A nose ring and bifocals

2. Spiked hair and bald spots

3. A pierced tongue and dentures

4. Miniskirts and support hose

5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads

6. Speed-os and cellulite

7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery


8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor

9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge

10. Bikinis and liver spots

11. Short shorts and varicose veins

12. In-line skates and a walker

13. Thongs and Depends

Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in your

mind when you shop or go to those senior dinner specials

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