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Frank Lamb

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The old couple was out pulling weeds in their garden, when suddenly the old woman straightened up, glared at the old man's back, and walked over and kicked him right in the behind. He toppled over, looked at his old wife and said, "What was that for?" She replied, "That's for being a lousy lover all your life!". The old guy said, "Well, I guess I'm sorry, Honey." They both went back to pulling weeds,and the old man suddenly straightened up and glared at his wife's back. He strode over to her and kicked her square in the pants. She fell head over heels, sat up and said, "What was that for, old man?" He replied, "That's for knowing the difference!"

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