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While we are on the subject of bears, let me tell you a good one.

About 20 years ago I was working for our local Civic Center. We were going to have a show called Christmas In Sept. It was too hot to dress like Santa so they decided they needed someone to wear a bear costume. They wanted me to wear it and stand outside and wave for the kids. I could not do it due to other plans. There was this guy that was about 5' 6" tall and weighed about 250. Not making any fun of him or anything, but this guy was not all that bright to start with.

The show starts and all the venders are set up. He goes in, gets his costume on and comes out. We are all in the lobby and he comes through to go out on the walk to greet the kids. We all bust out laughing. He asks "what is wrong, haven't you ever saw a bear before." After we got our self together I said "sure have but not one with a tail in the FRONT." Can you imagine a tail hanging down the front? :oops::oops::oops:

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