luvmydog2 Posted September 27, 2004 Share Posted September 27, 2004 While we are on the subject of bears, let me tell you a good one. About 20 years ago I was working for our local Civic Center. We were going to have a show called Christmas In Sept. It was too hot to dress like Santa so they decided they needed someone to wear a bear costume. They wanted me to wear it and stand outside and wave for the kids. I could not do it due to other plans. There was this guy that was about 5' 6" tall and weighed about 250. Not making any fun of him or anything, but this guy was not all that bright to start with. The show starts and all the venders are set up. He goes in, gets his costume on and comes out. We are all in the lobby and he comes through to go out on the walk to greet the kids. We all bust out laughing. He asks "what is wrong, haven't you ever saw a bear before." After we got our self together I said "sure have but not one with a tail in the FRONT." Can you imagine a tail hanging down the front? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeeTaa Posted September 27, 2004 Share Posted September 27, 2004 Okaaaaayyyyy - so it was too hot for a Santa suit but not too hot for a bear suit? Is it just me, or is this logic somewhat flawed?! Great story, though . . . but I'm just wondering how the guy got his feet to fit in the darn costume! TeeTaa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luvmydog2 Posted September 27, 2004 Author Share Posted September 27, 2004 The costume was lighter and not like a thick santa suit. Either way, I was not going to do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Lamb Posted September 27, 2004 Share Posted September 27, 2004 Bruce,Are you sure it was his tail hanging down???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luvmydog2 Posted September 27, 2004 Author Share Posted September 27, 2004 He didn't drive a Cadillac or wear boots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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