Frank Lamb Posted September 30, 2004 Share Posted September 30, 2004 Every Sunday Father Donovan, a preacher at a small church in the little town of Juniper, MO, tried to make the Bible accessible to his congregation through his sermons. On this particular Sunday, Father Donovan proclaimed, "If you ever feel adrift in the sea of life, just turn to the Bible for guidance. All life's experiences are immortalized in the good book, and it will help you find your way to shore." After church Mrs. Francis approached the preacher and said, "Father Donovan, I don't think every life experience is in the Bible. Nowhere in the Bible have I ever read about PMS." Father Donovan had never heard such a comment, so that night he sifted through the Bible to see if Mrs. Francis was right. Next Sunday Father Donovan pulled Mrs. Francis aside after church and said, "I wasn't wrong last Sunday when I said that every life experience is mentioned in the Bible." "Okay, Father. Where does it say anything about PMS?" Father Donovan opened up his Bible and showed her a passage that read: "And Mary rode Joseph's *ss all the way to Bethlehem." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted September 30, 2004 Share Posted September 30, 2004 I am SURE Joseph deserved it, for had he called ahead and made reservations, they would have had a AAA discount on some really nice rooms! Geesh, FRANK! LOL - good one, really.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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