betplace Posted October 2, 2004 Share Posted October 2, 2004 DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS: 40-ish.............................................49 Adventurous.................Slept with everyone Athletic......................................No tits Average looking....................Ugly Beautiful...........................Pathological liar Contagious Smile..................Does a lot of pills Emotionally Secure......................On medication Feminist..........................................Fat Free spirit....................................Junkie Friendship first..........................Former slut Fun..........................................Annoying New-Age..............Body hair in the wrong places Old-fashioned.............................No BJs Open-minded.................................Desperate Outgoing........................Loud and Embarrassing Passionate...............................Sloppy drunk Professional....................................witch Voluptuous...................................Very Fat Large frame....................! ........ .....Hugely Fat Wants Soul mate...............................Stalker WOMEN'S ENGLISH: 1. Yes = No 2. No = Yes 3. Maybe = No 4. We need = I want.. 5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry 6. We need to talk = You're in trouble 7. Sure, go ahead = You better not 8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later 9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron! 10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about? MEN'S ENGLISH: 1. I am hungry = I am hungry 2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy 3. I am tired = I am tired 4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage! 5. I love you = Let's have sex now 6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex? 7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you 8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you 9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you 10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you 11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Wood Posted October 2, 2004 Share Posted October 2, 2004 Another one for the women: I'm fine = I'm very upset. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elaine Posted October 2, 2004 Share Posted October 2, 2004 Another one for women: I don't care= I sure as heck do care! And you better figure out what it is I care about! (Which restaraunt, which movie, etc.) Another one for men: What would you like to do or where would you like to go?= I know what I want to do or where I want to go, and you better guess the right answer! Which is why, "I don't care" is often the best response. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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