cindi o'h Posted October 2, 2004 Share Posted October 2, 2004 A guy sees a sign in front of a house in Washington: 'Talking dog / For Sale' He rings the bell and the owner tells him that the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees an old black mutt just sitting there. "You talk?" he asks. "Sure do.", the dog replies. "So, what's your story?" The dog looks up and says, "Well, I discovered my gift pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about it, and in no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because, of course, no one figured a dog would be eaves- dropping. I was one of their most valuable agents for eight years running. The jetting around really tired me out though, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger, and I wanted to settle down. So, I signed up a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering around sniffing near suspicious characters and listening in. Man, I uncovered some incredible dealings there and was awarded a whole batch of medals. Then I got me a wife and a whole bunch of puppies, and now I am just retired." The guy is amazed. He goes back in the house and asks the owner how much he wants for the dog and the owner says: "Ten dollars." The guy asks: "But this dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?" " 'Cause he's a gol darn Liar. He never done any of that stuff." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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