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Talking Dog......

cindi o'h

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A guy sees a sign in front of a house in Washington:

'Talking dog / For Sale'

He rings the bell and the owner tells him that the dog is in the


The guy goes into the backyard and sees an old black mutt just

sitting there.

"You talk?" he asks.

"Sure do.", the dog replies.

"So, what's your story?"

The dog looks up and says, "Well, I discovered my gift pretty young

and I wanted to help the government, so I

told the CIA about it, and in no time they had me jetting from

country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world

leaders, because, of course, no one figured a dog would be eaves-

dropping. I was one of their most valuable agents

for eight years running. The jetting around really tired me out though,

and I knew I wasn't getting any younger, and I wanted to settle down.

So, I signed up a job at the airport to do some undercover security

work, mostly wandering around sniffing near suspicious characters

and listening in. Man, I uncovered some incredible dealings there

and was awarded a whole batch of medals. Then I got me a wife and

a whole bunch of puppies, and now I am just retired."

The guy is amazed. He goes back in the house and asks the owner

how much he wants for the dog and the owner says:

"Ten dollars."

The guy asks:

"But this dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling

him so cheap?"

" 'Cause he's a gol darn Liar. He never done any of that stuff."

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