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    In Control!

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    Great attitude David. Just know you have the worlds largest cheerleading squad rooting for you. I actually told a friend of mine if she quit smoking I would find a cheerleading outfit and wear it for her to cheer her on( I'd put it on for you and all our family here to if I thought it would free us of this nasty disease Lung cancer) , so far the cigarettes are winning with her, but I haven't lost hope always share how much and for how long I smoked and she can do it, I try not to be negative just let her know that their is freedom from cigarettes.

    We love ya David, Your Brother in more then just names, David A

    I gotta a Dell Dude

    in GENERAL

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    welcome back Cindy hyou have been missed. Sorry to hear about your 18 year old , heres hoping she comes to her senses, I was probably a punk boyfriend at one time!. Wow a Dell so cool, I miss that guy on the dell commercials too bad he had to smoke those crooked cigarettes(pot).

    top morons of 2003

    in JUST FOR FUN

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    Top 8 morons of 2003

    1. AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it's not Walter who's lacking intelligence.

    2. WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM OUR FRIENDS:

    Police in Oakland, California spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home. After firing ten tear gas canisters, officers discovered that the man was standing beside them in the police line, shouting, "Please come out and give yourself up."

    3. WHAT WAS PLAN B???

    An Illinois man, pretending to have a gun, kidnapped a motorist and forced him to drive to two different automated teller machines, wherein the kidnapper proceeded to withdraw money from his own bank accounts.

    4. THE GETAWAY!

    A man walked into a Topeka, Kansas, Kwik Stop and asked for all the money in the cash drawer. Apparently, the take was too small, so he tied up the store clerk and worked the counter himself for three hours until police showed up and grabbed him.

    5. DID I SAY THAT???

    Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery suspect who just wouldn't control himself during a lineup. When detectives asked each man in the lineup to repeat the words: "Give me all your money or I'll shoot," the man shouted, "That's not what I said!"

    6. ARE WE COMMUNICATING??

    A man spoke frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the doctor asked. "No!" the man shouted, "This is her husband!"

    7. NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED!!

    In Modesto, California, Steven Richard King was arrested for trying to hold up a Bank of America branch without a weapon. King used a thumb and a finger to simulate a gun, but unfortunately, he failed to keep his hand in his pocket (hellllllooooooo!)

    8. THE GRAND FINALE (I LOVE THIS ONE!!!)

    Last summer, on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert, an hour east of Bakersfield, California, some folks, new to boating, were having a problem. No matter how hard they tried, they couldn't get their brand new 22 ft boat going. It was very sluggish in almost every maneuver, no matter how much power was applied. After about an hour of trying to make it go, they putted over to a nearby marina, thinking someone there could tell them what was wrong. A thorough topside check revealed everything in perfect working condition. The engine ran fine, the out drive went up and down, and the propeller was the correct size and pitch. So, one of the marina guys jumped in the water to check underneath. He came up choking on water, he was laughing so hard.

    NOW REMEMBER...THIS IS TRUE.

    Under the boat, still strapped securely in place, was the trailer.

    Does any one else find it frightening that the majority of these took

    place in California??

    So, I'm replying to a post, and it gets me wonderin'...

    in GENERAL

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    Mine is real boring too. my name is David, my middle name is Arley(very unique name, my maternal grandfathers name) hence DavidA

    I've had many nicknames in my life starting with funny feet due to having slight birth defect when born to Hoppingtoad(last name is Hopkins), toad, frog,Downerdave(in high school) , Odin, Dave Odin, toad odin, Bigdave, Crazydave, B.U.M.F. to name a few.

    Fun to hear everyones reason for nicknames

    Goodbye(read all the way thru)

    in JUST FOR FUN

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    A father put his three year old daughter to bed, told her a story and

    listened to her prayers which she ended by saying: "God bless Mommy,

    God bless daddy, God bless grandma and good-bye grandpa."

    The father asked, "Why did you say good-bye grandpa?"

    The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do."

    The next day grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange coincidence!

    A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her

    prayers, which went like this: "God bless Mommy, God Bless daddy and

    good-bye grandma."

    The next day the grandmother died. Oh my gosh, thought the father,

    this kid is in contact with the other side.

    Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her

    say: "God bless Mommy and good-bye daddy."

    He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night and got

    up at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat all

    day, had lunch sent in and watched the clock. He figured if he could get by

    until midnight he would be okay. He felt safe in the office, so instead of

    going home at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking

    at his watch and jumping at every sound. Finally midnight arrived, he

    breathed a sigh of relief and went home.

    When he got home his wife said "I've never seen you work so late,

    what's the matter?"

    He said "I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day of my

    life."

    She said "You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what

    happened to me. This morning the milkman dropped dead on our porch."

    Energy

    in GENERAL

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    Hey Ray and others my onclogist presribed a drug called provigil for me, it works very well for me the only problems is that my insurance will not pay for it, it isn't real expensive about $200.00 a month so I take it on days when I want more energy whilst I appeal the insurance companys decision. I haven't noticed any side effects.

    Child of the 80's

    in GENERAL

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    Jamie , Quite obviously you werent there in the pysedelic 70's, free love, loud music, lousy cars, polyester lesiure suits, big bell bottoms, polyester, platform shoes(women and men), and the ever stinking lousy disco music..

    Those were my days I wish I remembered more about them, but a lot of it is a blur. A lot og "That 70's Show" is quite accurate forme except we had much better drugs.

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