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David A

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  1. Many of us "Old Folks" (those over 40) are quite

    confused about

    how we should present ourselves.

    We're unsure about the kind of image we are projecting

    and whether

    or not we are correct as we try to conform to current

    fashions.

    Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the

    following

    combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:

    1. A nose ring and bifocals

    2. Spiked hair and bald spots

    3. A pierced tongue and dentures

    4. Miniskirts and support hose

    5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads

    6. Speed-os and cellulite

    7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery

    scar

    8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor

    9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge

    10. Bikinis and liver spots

    11. Short shorts and varicose veins

    12. In-line skates and a walker

    13. Thongs and Depends

    Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in your

    mind when you shop or go to those senior dinner specials

  2. I'm so sorry that this has happened to you, no one deserves that violation.

    I would have to agree with the others about dogs, our dog though not has a very intimidating bark and growl epecially at night, I don't think she would hurt a soul but I don't tell very many people that.

    I'm sorry Nina and hope you get some sense of security back. David

  3. Ginny, Black and tan is a dog! A hound dog. Might be a midlife crisis if so then I get to live to be 92 and I'd be more then happy with that my maternal grandmother is 97, she sleeps all the time but she is 97. I'll be happy as pie to make my nest birthday, then the next one etc...........

    My wife and I are having dinner with John and Ry tomorrow night, so I can tease them. just kidding about the teasing

  4. Hi All, I've been having trouble driving my truck as it has a manual transmission and it bothers my right shoulder to keep shifting it a lot, finally had enough wife and I were out today and stopped in a Ford dealership and found the perfect car for me, A 2003 Black Mustang GT with an automatic transmission and tan leather interior. I'm like a kid in a candy store, I pick it up tomorrow and can hardly wait. I so deserve this car! David

  5. hate those hoax warnings, but this one is important AND VERY REAL!

    If someone comes to your front door saying they are conducting a survey and

    asks you to take your clothes off, do not do it.!!! This is a scam; they only want to see you naked.

    I wish I'd gotten this yesterday. I feel so stupid and cheap now.....

  6. today turned out to be a much better day then the last four days. I can't believe what a change it was, the pain has mostly subsided I have to believe all the well wishes and prayers help lots. I got outside and killed a few weeds with my non toxic weed killer(vinegar & gin) and staightened out the garage some I stopped at that as not wanting to crash and burn again. I have to get used to the new 'normal'.

    Thank you all so much.

  7. Congratulations Ray, we are all in this together, my two year was 5/06/04 or close looking forward to three years also, even making plans for next spring and summer. Praying for us all. David A

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