ROFLMWigO!!! Thats is so funny....and in that vein, Speaking of husband/wife miscommunication, I have one for you, Mr. Ry....
The night before their wedding anniversay a woman says to her husband, "when I wake up in the morning, I'd better see something in the driveway that goes 0 - 260 in 6 seconds". The next morning she wakes up and looks in the driveway and finds not a car, but a scale sitting in her driveway.