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Larry

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  1. Home Depot Alert

    A "heads up" for you and any of your guy friends who

    may be regular Home Depot customers. Over the last

    month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.

    Simply going out to get supplies has turnedout to be quite traumatic.

    Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.

    Here's how the scam works:

    Two seriously good-looking 18 or 19-year-old girls come

    over to your car as you pack the shopping into the trunk.

    They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and

    Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy

    T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

    When I thanked them and offered them a tip, they said "No"

    and instead will ask you for a ride to another Home Depot.

    You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they

    start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs

    over into the front seat and starts putting her hands all over

    you,while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet

    stolen November 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th,

    three times just yesterday, and very likely again this

    upcoming weekend as soon as I can buy some more wallets.

    Again - please beware!!

  2. Personally i do not believe much of what any presidential candidate say's as they will say most anything to get your vote but few promises are ever Kept. I believe in action's not word's.(by there work's you shall know them).But i do applaud Lance Armstrong for attempting to bring more awareness to Cancer.Sad part about it is untill it's in our family most of us basically like to not think about it or face upto it.

  3. Thought i'd ask this question as i just read in a Magazine that up to 25% of people interviewed said they did not believe in heaven or Hell but Hoped it was True. I'll start by saying that i'm not 100% certain(shame on my lack of faith)but hope it's real. I mean evil people should not be given a place in Heaven if they never regretted or repented for there choices,and those who suffered all they life's in poverty(through no fault of there own) and other bad and sad lives deserve a better place if they alway's no matter what tried to be kind loving and forgiving......

  4. There is a verse in the Bible and i can not recall where but when a remark was made about something the answer given i thought is still so right for so many of us and that answer was>>>>This too shall pass<<<<.Your family right now is under so much strain and pressure that i feel that the infighting only amplifies everything else and pray that this too shall pass.......

  5. So good to hear from you and your new place sound's absolutely perfect.Start drinking that pomegranate juice for keeping the heart cleaned up and i know with your love your Son will do OK.......Larry

  6. 1.Silver Bullet

    2.Ed Sullivan show

    3.Route 66

    4.To protect the innocent

    5.The lion Sleeps tonite

    6.Limbo

    7.Chocolate

    8.Louis Armstrong

    9.Timex Watch

    10.Fredie the free loader..God Bless

    11.Draft card

    12.Beatle and The BUG

    13.Buddy holly,Big Bopper and Richie Valens

    14.sputnick

    15.Hula Hoop

  7. What make's this so funny is in lot's of way's so truuuuue. I've told a few people that i never truly appreachiated what all my wife did untill she passed away......

  8. I too believe in Ghost,i've had some very scarry moment's and so far none i knew. But my Grandfather who was married for 44 year's to Grandma just as i was to my wife and my Wife passed at 62 and so did my Grandma.Well anyway my Grandpa had severe enphysymia and after my Grandma died he was having a bad spell and it had weakened him so much he was unable to reach his oxygen mask when all at once my Grandmother appeared to him and told him he would be OK.Almost as quickly as she said that the preacher from there Church came running into the House and helped Grandfather get his mask on and then after he was feeling better told him that something had woke him up and told him he needed to hurry as fast as he could to my Grandpa's house as he needed help.My Grandfather told him then of about my Grandmother appearing. And Ann if Dennis send's slower code i can maybe copy it for you so next time you hear it record it and send it to me........Larry (yes i'm a Ham radio op also)...

  9. Sharyn that was truly funny,but since you started the most embarassing moment i'll just share mine. Year's ago and a much younger man i had been out drinking too much on a saturday night. The next morning the wife insisted we go to Church(her idea of making me pay).Well about the middle of the Mass we were on our knee's praying when all at once i felt the God most awfull pressure to F--T. Well i was squeezing really hard to contain the beast when it was time to stand and just as i was raising up out it came in a most bolsterly loud fashion.It was a small Church and everyone turned and looked in my direction and would'nt you know it the little big mouthed kid setting behind us acclaim's in a loud Voice Mom that man stink's......

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