Frank Lamb Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 A man walked into his backyard one morning and found there was a gorilla in a tree. He called a gorilla-removal service, and soon a serviceman arrived with a stick, a Chihuahua, a pair of handcuffs and a shotgun. "Now listen carefully," he told the homeowner, "I'm going to climb the tree and poke the gorilla with this stick until he falls to the ground. The trained Chihuahua will then go right for his, uh, sensitive area, and when the gorilla instinctivly crosses his hands in front to protect himself, you slap the handcuffs on" "Ok, got it." the homeowner replied. "But whats that shotgun for?" "If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla," the man said, "shoot the Chihuahua." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindi o'h Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 that's a belly laugh from me Cindi o'h o'houlighan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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