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Comforting to live in an age of "one idiot, one vote".

While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent

which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun

waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?"

When another person jumped in and explained that the sun rises in

the east (and has for some time), she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't

keep up with that stuff."

And then she voted.

I used to work in technical support for a 24x7 call center. One day

I got a call from an Individual who asked what hours the call center was

open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a

week". He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the

call quickly, I said, "Uh.. Pacific."

And then he voted.

So my colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when

we overheard one of the admin assistants talking about the sunburn she

got on her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a convertible,

but "didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving."

And then she voted.

My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car. It's designed to cut

through a seatbelt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the passenger side

door's map pocket.

And then she voted.

My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were

discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought two cases. The

cashier multiplied two times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.

And then he voted.

I was hanging out with a friend of mine when we saw a woman

walk by us with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain. My

friend said, "Wouldn't the chain rip out every time she turned her head?"

I had to explain to her that a person's nose and ear remain the same

distance apart no matter which way the head is turned.

And then she voted.

My girlfriend and I were picking up some sandwiches from the sub

place last week and she asked the clerk which one of two sandwiches was

better. The clerk didn't have an opinion but did say that the first

sandwich was more expensive. My girlfriend got a quizzical look on her face and asked, "If that's the case,

why are they both listed with the same price on the menu?" To this,

the clerk responded, "I don't think they tax the turkey."

And then he voted.

My wife and I were trying to find a carry-on suitcase in one of

those huge discount stores and had become hopelessly lost. We stopped and asked a department

manager where we might find suitcases. "Did you try in Luggage?"

she asked, and returned to what she was doing.

And then she voted.

I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went

to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never

showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because they were trained professionals and

I was in good hands. "Now," She asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?"

And then she voted.

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