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Ralph returns from the doctor and tells his wife

that the doctor has told him, he has only 24 hours to live.

Given this prognosis, Ralph asks his wife for sex.

Naturally, she agrees, and they make love.

About six hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says:

''Honey, you know I now have only 18 hours to live. Could we

please do it one more time?''

Of course the wife agrees and they do it again.

Later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at his watch and

realizes he now has only 8 hours left.

He touches his wife's shoulder and asks: ''Honey, please...

just one more time before I die ?'' she says ''Of course, dear.''

And trhey make love for the third time. After this session, the

wife rolls over and falls asleep.

Ralph, however, worried about his impending death, tosses and

turns until he's down to 4 more hours.

He taps his wife on the shoulder, who rouses.

''Honey, I have only four more hours. Do you think we could.....?

At this point the wife sits up and says: ''Listen Ralph,

I have to get up in the morning......you don't.''


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