Frank Lamb Posted November 16, 2004 Share Posted November 16, 2004 Bragging A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on an overseas flight. After a few cocktails, the men began discussing their home lives. "Last night I made love to my wife four times," the Frenchman bragged, "And this morning she made me delicious crepes and she told me how much she adored me." "Ah, last night I made love to my wife six times," the Italian responded, "And this morning she made me a wonderful omelet and told me she could never love another man." When the American remained silent, the Frenchman smugly asked, "And how many times did you make love to your wife last night?" "Once," he replied. "Only once?" the Italian arrogantly snorted. "And what did she say to you this morning?" "Don't stop." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted November 16, 2004 Share Posted November 16, 2004 LOL - I guess that means the 'Merican didn't get breakfast.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kimblanchard Posted November 16, 2004 Share Posted November 16, 2004 Man does not live on bread alone, .... Curtis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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