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Frank Lamb

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde walk into a bar. For the

sake of brevity, each one orders her drink with an abbreviated

code word. The brunette walks up to the bartender and says,

"Hey give me an ML." The bartender nods his head and hands

her a Miller Lite.

Following her, the redhead walks up to the bartender and says,

"I'd like a BL." Giving her a nod, the bartender pulls up a

Bud Lite.

Last, the blonde walks up to the bartender and says, "Give me

a Fifteen."

"A Fifteen?" the bartender replies, "What the hell is that?"

"Oh, you know," the blonde says, "A Seven and Seven."

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Whew, I thought that was a "stupid-blonde-sex" joke as in "fifteen" being the whole darn team! (What does a blonde say after sex? What team ya'll from?)

Thanks for keeping my mind in the gutter long enough that it skids down there automatically when I see your name in the forum... :roll:

Geesh....and giving Curtis an opportunity to discuss choking a chicken...puh-leez!! :shock:

Points for this one? I dunno....

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