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THE DENTIST


Frank Lamb

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One day, a man walks into a dentist's office and asks how much it will cost to extract wisdom teeth. "Eighty dollars," the dentist says. "That's a ridiculous amount," the man says. "Isn't there a cheaper way?"

"Well," the dentist says, "if you don't use an anesthetic, I can knock the price down to $60." Looking annoyed the man says, "That's still too expensive!" "Okay," says the dentist. "If I save on anesthesia and simply rip the teeth out with a pair of pliers, I can knock the price down to $20."

"Nope," moans the man, "it's still too much." "Well," says the dentist, scratching his head, "if I let one of my students do it, I suppose I can knock the price down to $10."

"Marvelous," says the man, "book my wife for next Tuesday!"

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Frank...Kinda reminds me of a story my old boss used to tell....

His old guy patient wanted a tooth removed...How long will it take? , he asked. The dentist trying to soothe his nerves, says..just a couple minutes..

The old guy says...how much?

The dentist says..80 bucks. The old guy says...80 bucks! ..for 5 minutes work???

My boss says... "Well, I suppose I could take 20 minutes...."

(this really did happen...my boss was so clever and dry witty...I really miss him)

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