betplace Posted December 8, 2004 Share Posted December 8, 2004 Once again, The Washington Post has published its yearly contest in which readers are asked to supply alternate word meanings. 1. Coffee (n.), a person who is coughed upon. 2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained. 3. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach. 4. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk. 5. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent. 6. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightgown. 7. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp. 8. Gargoyle (n.), an olive-flavored mouthwash. 9. Flatulence (n.) the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller. 10. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline. 11. Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam. 12. Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a proctologist immediately before he examines you. 13. Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish expressions. 14. Pokemon (n), A Jamaican proctologist. 15. Frisbeetarianism (n.), The belief that, when you die your Soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck there. 16. Circumvent (n.), the opening in the front of boxer shorts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nushka Posted December 9, 2004 Share Posted December 9, 2004 Cute Betty. Nina Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindi o'h Posted December 9, 2004 Share Posted December 9, 2004 thanks, Betty, these are really funny...! Cindi o'h Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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