Fay A. Posted December 29, 2004 Share Posted December 29, 2004 So this blond women is pulled over by a female police officer. Once she removes her helmet, we see that she is blond, too. She walks up to the blond driver and asks, "Can I see some ID, please?" The driver rummages around in her purse for a moment, then she pulls out an open compact. "Here, this looks like me." She hands the police woman the mirror. The Officer looks at it for a second, then exclaims, "Well, if I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn't have pulled you over in the first place!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SDianneB Posted December 29, 2004 Share Posted December 29, 2004 That reminded me of this one -- I love it, being a native Texan! A guy from Tennessee is driving through Texas, going way too fast, when he's pulled over by a Texas Highway Patrol Officer. The Officer takes his time walking to the driver's side of the car, the driver rolls down the window and looks up into the officer's sunglasses. The officer says, "Got any ID?" The driver replies, "'bout whut?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
appleton Posted December 29, 2004 Share Posted December 29, 2004 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teresag Posted December 30, 2004 Share Posted December 30, 2004 Both good ones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laurie Posted December 30, 2004 Share Posted December 30, 2004 Funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haylee_38 Posted December 30, 2004 Share Posted December 30, 2004 too funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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