Frank Lamb Posted January 10, 2005 Share Posted January 10, 2005 A robber was shinning his torch around at some objects. "Jesus is watching you," a voice said "Huh?, oh well," the robber said and continued shinning his torch. "Jesus is watching you," the voice continued. The robber shined his torch to were the voice came from and found a parrot. "Oh, it's you," the robber said. "I'm just trying to warn you," the parrot said. "Oh, that's nice," the robber said, pretending to be scared, "what's your name?" "Moses." "Moses? What kind of idiot would call a parrot Moses?" "The same kind of idiot that would call a rottweiler Jesus!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luvmydog2 Posted January 11, 2005 Share Posted January 11, 2005 Good one Frank. I am still digging for some to post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nushka Posted January 11, 2005 Share Posted January 11, 2005 Frank, I have to admit that was a really good one. Nina Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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