SandyS Posted January 21, 2005 Posted January 21, 2005 Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbour peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, "What are you doing there, Nancy?" "My goldfish died," replied Nancy tearfully without looking up, "and I've just buried him." The neighbour was very concerned. "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?" Nancy patted down the last heap of dirt then replied, "That's because he's inside your f**king cat." Quote
Don Wood Posted January 21, 2005 Posted January 21, 2005 A B C D goldfish. L M N O goldfish. O S A R goldfish. Quote
Snowflake Posted January 21, 2005 Posted January 21, 2005 WHOA! What just happened when I hit "reply"?? LOVED the joke, Sandy! ...and Don, I saw that once with puppies: ABCD puppies LMNO puppies OSAR CMPN or the one with the duck: MR ducks MR not ducks CMLIBD wings? LIB MR ducks! Quote
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