Debi Posted March 22, 2005 Share Posted March 22, 2005 1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit? Unique Up On It. 2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit? Tame Way, Unique Up On It. 3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest? They Take The Psycho Path 4. How Do You Get Holy Water? You Boil The Hell Out Of It. 5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall? Dam! 6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long? Polaroid's 7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work? A Stick 8.. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours? Nacho Cheese. 9.. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers? Subordinate Clauses. 10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand? Quattro Sinko.. 11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow? Spoiled Milk. 12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire? Frostbite. 13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches? A Nervous Wreck. 14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Anyone Can Roast Beef. 15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs? Right Where You Left Him. 16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils? Because They Have Big Fingers. 17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive? Because It Scares The Dog. 18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic? Sanka. 19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover? The Location Of The Dirt Bag. (no offense to our Harley riders!) 20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down? Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat. 21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver? A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang! A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack. 22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same? Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Ry Posted March 22, 2005 Share Posted March 22, 2005 Ok Debi, Paybacks are hell. I'll do my best to keep the lame jokes to my self. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Lamb Posted March 22, 2005 Share Posted March 22, 2005 Those are really good Debi. I can't help wondering if #16 gorillas with big nostrils and big fingers (what all else is big??) Also is that boy gorillas or girl gorillas?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patkid Posted March 22, 2005 Share Posted March 22, 2005 thanks for the giggle.......................we have new amunition for our Harley Friend.................... Brian and Pat, who are still smiling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luvmydog2 Posted March 22, 2005 Share Posted March 22, 2005 Wow Debi. You must be out for points this month. Us guys are going to have to really dig to top this. Are you sure that you are not staying up past your curfew? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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