The next "survivor" Series

[nikkala]

Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and 4 kids

each

for six weeks.

Each kid will play two sports and either take music or dance classes.

There is no fast food.

Each man must take care of his 4 kids; keep his assigned house clean,

correct all homework, complete science projects,

cook, do laundry, and pay a list of "pretend" bills with not enough

money.

In addition...each man will have to budget in money for groceries each

week.

Each man must also take each child to a doctor's appointment, a dentist

appointment, and an appointment for a haircut. He must also make cookies

or

cupcakes for a social function.

Each man will be responsible for decorating his own assigned house,

planting flowers outside and keep it presentable at all times.

The men will only have access to television when the kids are asleep and

all chores are done. There is only one TV between them.

Each father will be required to know all of the words to every stupid

song

that comes on TV and the name of each and every repulsive character on

cartoons.

The men must shave their legs, wear makeup daily, which they will apply

themselves either while driving or making four

lunches.

They must adorn themselves with jewelry, wear uncomfortable yet stylish

shoes, keep their nails polished and eyebrows groomed.

During one of the six weeks, they will have to endure severe stomach

cramps, back aches, and have extreme, unexplained mood swings but never

once complain or slow down from other duties.

They must attend weekly PTA meetings, church, and find time at least

once

to spend the afternoon at the park or a similar setting.

He will need to pray with the children each night, bathe them, dress

them,

brush their teeth and comb their hair each morning by 7:00.

A test will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each father will

be

required to know all of the following information:

*each child's birthday, height, weight, shoe size, clothes size and

doctor's name. Also the child's weight at birth, length, time of birth,

and

length of labor, each child's favorite color, middle name, favorite

snack,

favorite song, favorite drink, favorite toy, biggest fear and what they

want to be when they grow up.

They must clean up after their sick children at 3:00 a.m. and then

spend

the remainder of the day tending to that child and waiting on them hand

and foot until they are better.

Each man will have to make an Indian hut model with six toothpicks, a

tortilla and one marker; and get a 4 year old to eat a serving of peas.

The kids vote them off the island based on performance.

The last man wins only if...he still has enough energy to be intimate

with

his spouse at a moments notice.

If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over and over

again for the next 18-25 years...eventually earning the right to be

called

Mother!

[cindi o'h]

Wow!

THAT was a good one! I got tired just reading about the tasks! Hats off to Mothers everywhere. God Bless 'em!

Cindi o'h