This Buds for you Frank!

[nikkala]

Have You Drank Too Much When.............

You lose arguments with inanimate objects.

Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.

You are unhappy when you realise you have two hands, but only one mouth.

You have to hold onto the ground to stop your self falling off the earth.

Your job is interfering with your drinking.

The car park has moved while you were in the pub.

The whole bar says 'Hi' when you come in.

Flies get a buzz after biting you.

You can focus better with one eye closed.

4 beers have as many calories as a burger, so you decide to forget lunch.

[Frank Lamb]

This is good and true.I have had all the above at one time or another.

[Don Wood]

The drunker I stand here, the longer I get!