Amish Adventure

[Frank Lamb]

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again. The boy asked his father, "What is this, Father?" The father [never having seen an elevator] responded "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights with numbers above the walls light up. They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction.

The walls opened up again and a beautiful 24-year-old woman stepped out. The father said to his son, "Go get your mother."

[Nushka]

Another good one Frank. Love it.

[Kasey]

Hey Frank,

I live right here in the middle of Amish country in PA. I think I MIGHT have been the woman they saw getting INTO to elevator. Oh boy !!!!!!!

Kasey

[Frank Lamb]

Kasey,don't worry about that.I think you were probably the woman getting off the elevator.(the pretty one).

I used to have some pretty good friends that were Mennonites.They lived around Lancaster,but that was a long time ago.(late 60's).they were good people.

[Kasey]

Oh Frank,

You are too kind !!!! Connie is a lucky woman having a man who says all the right things .

That's right where I am in Amish country. You know those 2 clowns who flew too close to the White House??? Yep...from here. BUT... so is the national Jeopardy champ. Wonder if that cancels out the flying bozos!!!!!