Elaine Posted June 24, 2005 Share Posted June 24, 2005 A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near death experience. Seeing God, she asked, "Is my time up?" God said, "No, you have another 43 years, two months and eight days to live." Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a facelift, liposuction and tummy tuck. Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well look even nicer. Following her final cosmetic operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was struck and killed by a beer truck. Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 40 years? Why didn't you pull me out of the path of that beer truck?" God replied, "Girrrrl, I didn't recognize you!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Connie B Posted June 24, 2005 Share Posted June 24, 2005 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I think we gals have gained ground this month on who tells the better of the jokes here! That is GOOD! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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