Frank Lamb Posted June 27, 2005 Share Posted June 27, 2005 A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. He finally gets himself to the doctor. He says, "How bad is it, doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next week and my fianc×™e is still a virgin in every way." The doctor said , "I'll have to put your penis in a splint to let it heal and keep it straight. It should be okay next week." So he took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4-sided bandage and wired it all together. It was an impressive work of art. The guy mentions none of this to his girlfriend. They marry and on their honeymoon night in the motel room, she rips open her blouse to reveal a gorgeous set of breasts. This was the first time he'd ever seen them. She says, "You are the first, no one has ever touched these breasts. " He pulls down his pants, whips it out and says, "And look at this, it's still in the CRATE!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amy P Posted June 27, 2005 Share Posted June 27, 2005 THAT is a good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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