Guest Suzanne Posted July 3, 2005 Share Posted July 3, 2005 This was my 93 year old Papa's favorite joke: Three elderly sisters lived in an old house together. One sister yells out to the others, "Help! I have one leg in the bathtub and one leg out -- I can't remember if I was getting into the tub or getting out!". The second sister says, "Oh Ethel, just a minute, I'll be right there," as she starts going up the stairs. Suddenly she stops halfway up and says, "Oh! I can't remember if I was going up the stairs or down the stairs..." The third sister, sitting at the table rolls her eyes at them and says, "Thank God I am not like them, knock on wood." "Was that the back door or the front door?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Lamb Posted July 3, 2005 Share Posted July 3, 2005 That is a good one.It fits the body parts theme too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nushka Posted July 4, 2005 Share Posted July 4, 2005 Very Cute. Nina Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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