Larry Posted August 26, 2005 Share Posted August 26, 2005 >>The day finally arrived; Forrest Gump dies and goes to >> >> >>Heaven. He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter >> >> >>himself. However, the gates are closed and Forrest >> >> >>approaches the Gatekeeper. >> >> >> >> >> >>St. Peter says, "Well, Forrest, it's certainly good to see >> >> >>you. We have heard a lot about you. I must tell you, >> >> >>though, that the place is filling up fast, and we've been >> >> >>administering an entrance examination for everyone. >> >> >>The test is short, but you have to pass it before you can >> >> >>get into Heaven." >> >> >> >> >> >>Forrest responds, "It shor is good to be here , St. Peter, >> >> >>sir. But nobody ever tolt me about any entrance exam. >> >> >>Shor hope the test ain't too hard; life was a big enough >> >> >>test as it was." >> >> >> >> >> >>St. Peter goes on, "Yes, I know, Forrest, but the test is >> >> >>only three questions. >> >> >> >> >> >>First: What two days of the week begin with the letter T? >> >> >> >> >> >>Second: How many seconds are there in a year? >> >> >> >> >> >>Third: What is God's first name?" >> >> >> >> >> >>Forrest leaves to think the questions over. He returns the >> >> >>next day and sees St. Peter who waves him up and says, >> >> >>"Now that you have had a chance to think the questions >> >> >>over, tell me your answers." >> >> >> >> >> >>Forrest says, "Well, the first one -- which two days in the >> >> >>week begin with the letter "T"? Shucks, that one's easy. >> >> >>That'd be Today and Tomorrow. >> >> >> >> >> >>The Saint's eyes open wide and he exclaims, "Forrest, >> >> >>that's not what I was thinking, but you do have a point, >> >> >>and I guess I didn't specify, so I'll give you credit for >> >> >>that answer. >> >> >> >> >> >>How about the next one?" asks St. Peter. >> >> >>"How many seconds in a year?" >> >> >> >> >> >>"Now that one's harder," says Forrest, "but I thunk and >> >> >>thunk about that a nod I guess the only answer can be >> >> >>twelve." >> >> >> >> >> >>Astounded, St. . Peter says, "Twelve? Twelve!? Forrest, >> >> >>how in Heaven's name could you come up with twelve >> >> >>seconds in a year?" >> >> >> >> >> >>Forrest says "Shucks, there's gotta be twelve: January 2nd, >> >> >>February 2nd, March 2nd. . " >> >> >> >> >> >>"Hold it, " interrupts St. Peter. "I see where you're going >> >> >>with this, and I see your point, though that wasn't quite >> >> >>what I had in mind. But I'll have to give you credit for that >> >> >>one, too. Let's go on with the third and final question. >> >> >>Can you tell me God's first name"? >> >> >> >> >> >>"Sure" Forrest replied, "its Andy." >> >> >> >> >> >>"Andy?!" exclaimed an exasperated and frustrated St. Peter. >> >> >>"OK, I can understand how you came up with your answers >> >> >>to my first two questions, but just how in the world did you >> >> >>come up with the name Andy as the first name of God?" >> >> >> >> >> >>"Shucks, that was the easiest one of all," Forrest replied. " >> >> >>I learnt it from the song. . "ANDY WALKS WITH ME, >> >> >>ANDY TALKS WITH ME, ANDY TELLS ME I AM HIS OWN. . . .." >> >> >> >> >> >>St. Peter opened the Pearly Gates and said: "Run Forrest, run." >> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ann Posted August 26, 2005 Share Posted August 26, 2005 So very cute!!! Just loved this one, Larry! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nushka Posted August 26, 2005 Share Posted August 26, 2005 Mind if I copy it and send it to all of my church friends? This one is cute, cute,cute. Nina Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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