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A priest and a pastor from one of the local churches were standing by the side of the road, pounding a sign into the ground that read: "The End is Near! Turn Yourself Around Now Before it's Too Late!"

As a car sped past them, the driver yelled, "Leave us alone, you religious fanatics!"

From the curve they heard screeching tires and a big splash.

The pastor turned to the priest and asked, "Do you think the sign should just say 'Bridge Out'?"

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